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    <title>Random Thoughts On Abortion, Truth, and Other Stuff...</title>
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      <title>Looking for a Great Catholic School?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 08:54:15 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>There is none better than &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.faustinaacademy.com/&quot;&gt;Faustina Academy&lt;/a&gt; in Irving, Texas.  Remember, it is far easier to build children than to repair men.  And, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.calameo.com/read/000056854cb6a30b841f4&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; for a good article on the founder (it starts on page 17).</description>
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      <title>More on “gay marriage”</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 08:34:00 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>How interesting is this? One of those ironies of history that a Mormon nominee is defending traditional marriage and the &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; president is attacking it.</description>
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      <title>Way to go North Carolina.</title>
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      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.catholicculture.org/news/headlines/index.cfm?storyid=14248&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; for a story on another state that wants to live in friendship with God.</description>
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      <title>Cardinal Dolan is a rock star</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2012 08:38:53 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.catholicculture.org/news/headlines/index.cfm?storyid=14260&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE &lt;/a&gt;for his insight on President Obama’s “evolution” into supporting men “marrying” men, and women “marrying” women.</description>
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      <title>Why is this wrong?</title>
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      <description>I can’t figure out why &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.catholicculture.org/news/headlines/index.cfm?storyid=14237&quot;&gt;this “gay” student should get a scholarship at at Catholic school&lt;/a&gt;?  He’s not following Church teaching!</description>
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      <title>Obama and Bin Laden</title>
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      <description>This is the TRUE story of how Bin Laden was killed.  Bet you didn’t know this...</description>
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      <title>Why did this kind of interview stop?</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 19:08:35 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>A little more truth serum...</description>
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      <title>Mike Wallace?!?! This is amazing</title>
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      <description>I love a little truth serum...</description>
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      <title>Inspirational Video</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 04:21:44 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>Just a nice video...</description>
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      <title>What did you do yesterday?</title>
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      <description>What’s the third commandment?  Do you follow it?  Really????&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is a great homily from a few years ago by my friend Fr. James Farfaglia in Corpus Christi.  A good man and a great priest! (Click the hyperlink to read the whole thing.)</description>
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      <title>When is the “P.C.” stuff going to stop?</title>
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      <title>Great note on car</title>
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      <description>As some of you know, the license plate on my car is “Prolife.”  How I got that, I’ll never know, but I’m thrilled to have it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In any event, it is, as you can imagine, often acknowledged.  Most of the acknowledgments are “thumbs up,” but I also get the occasional middle finger.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, this note was put on my car in the DFW airport parking low. Wow.  I’ve never gotten one like this before. Needless to say, it made my day.</description>
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      <title>Just one minute, young man...</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:51:39 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>This is a terrific article on respect and love.</description>
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      <title>This one hits home because of my father</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2012 16:27:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>You’ll need to click on the Hyperlink above to read this. It’s powerful.</description>
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      <title>You tell me if Pat Buchanan got it right in 2008</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 8 Apr 2012 19:01:29 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>With the election coming up, I find it interesting to revisit how the nation discussed the 2008 election.  Here is one example. (Click the hyperlink to read the whole article.)&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>You don’t think the national debt is a problem?</title>
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      <description>The Department Of Defense briefed President Obama this morning, and told him that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from the President’s face.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;	Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;	Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazilian?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;	This is especially tragic since he obviously has no understanding of a trillion either.&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>Gotta love Catholic Answers</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2012 09:23:58 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>Great letter from Karl Keating...&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>I don’t know what to think about this</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 3 Apr 2012 20:35:03 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>What do you think? (You’ll need to click the article above to see the whole thing.)&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>Female Drivers</title>
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      <description>Don’t blame me - I didn’t make it. I just think it’s funny.  (P.S.  If you are offended, please check out the date that this post, and the two right before it, were put up!)&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <itunes:subtitle>Don’t blame me - I didn’t make it. I just think it’s funny.  (P.S.  If you are offended, please check out the date that this post, and the two right before it, were put up!)&#13;</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description>A New York lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy in Texas. The lawyer thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he is both from New York and a lawyer, and, of course has a much better education than any cop from Texas. He thus decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy’s expense. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The deputy says, “License and registration, please.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“What for?” says the lawyer. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The lawyer answers, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“You still didn’t come to a complete stop,” says the deputy, “license and registration, please.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The lawyer says, “What’s the difference?” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!” the Deputy repeats.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.” &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,” the deputy says. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, “Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?”&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>I just think these mug shots are funny</title>
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      <description>You figure out why...&lt;br/&gt;</description>
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      <title>Speaking of good priests redux</title>
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      <description>From St. Elizabeth Ann Seton Parish in Keller, TX. This is not a joke - I know because I took this picture myself!</description>
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      <title>Great stuff from the Lafayette Diocese</title>
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      <description>More on Komen from 2008...</description>
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      <title>The Komen problem is hardly new</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:00:28 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>Here’s an article from three and one half years ago! When will the world wake up to this scandal? (Click the hyperlink to read the whole article.)</description>
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      <title>Speaking of good priests...</title>
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      <description>These two signs are inside St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Fort Worth. Bishop Kevin Vann surely “gets it.”  Thanks to my shepherd...</description>
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      <title>This is why good priests matter</title>
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      <title>Now it's Delta?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:00:44 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>This is from the current Delta in-flight magazine (Sky?)  When did we become a society that felt compelled to announce our support of every weird new behavior that comes along?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In this case, I can’t help but wonder if Delta really means what it says?  In other words, if THIS GUY showed up to be a stewardess, er, sorry, I mean “flight attendant,” would they really not discriminate?  Doubt it...</description>
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      <title>Nancy Pelosi…Practicing Catholic?</title>
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      <description>More about our friend...</description>
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      <title>Beyond the Pale</title>
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      <description>Not many people want President Obama to lose more than I do. But this bumper sticker is beyond the pale.  Sick, sick, sick....&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;P.S. Yes, this is real - it is not Photoshopped. &lt;a href=&quot;http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/dont-re-nig-in-2012-maker-of-racist-anti-obama-sticker-shuts-down-site/&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; to read more.</description>
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      <title>Queer Peers?  At a Catholic University?</title>
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      <description>I took this picture this week at Boston College in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts.  Yes, the Boston College CATHOLIC university.  Yes, this was on campus, and, evidently, is a student run organization.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can’t help but wonder why a homosexual or a transvestite would want to attend a Catholic university in the first place.  I mean, when I was younger, I didn’t have any desire to go to a university that had, at its core, beliefs that were fundamentally and profoundly different than mine. What has changed? </description>
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      <description>I took this picture yesterday at Boston’s Logan Airport.  Yes, that is a fully metal fork and, yes, I am past security.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Turns out that they will allow plastic knives through security, but not metal forks.  My question is, what would you prefer to be attacked with: a plastic picnic fork, or, a full size metal fork.  I’d prefer the plastic fork.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think the whole airport security thing is stupid, at least how they are doing it.  They scan me fully to be sure I don’t have even a larger-than-three-ounce can of deodorant or tube of toothpaste, and then they hand me a weapon after I pass through security.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You figure it out.</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:02:46 -0500</pubDate>
      <description>A friend of mind purchased this snow globe at Six Flags in Arlington, Texas, this week.  This is TOO FUNNY!  (Read it closely.)</description>
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      <description>Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play.   Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck and I will buy you one if he comes by.   Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows.  &lt;br/&gt;Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given. I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore. And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then that I will thank God for you, and ask Him for nothing, except one more day…</description>
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      <description>Imagine our surprise while eating brunch after Church yesterday seeing this guy finishing up on the 18th green at our country club.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don’t know who it is?  Here’s a hint: those are Secret Service agents next to his golf cart, and his wife’s name is Laura...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(Click on the picture to see it actual size.)</description>
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      <title>Let's all go to Chick Fil A!</title>
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      <description>I love it when the left doesn’t get what it wants.  Rather than engage in civil dialog, they attack and try to shut people down.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now it’s Chick Fil A.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/homosexual-activists-demand-removal-of-chick-fil-a-from-college-campuses&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt;.  </description>
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      <title>Great Quote</title>
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      <description>I love this.</description>
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      <description>This says it all.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;P.S. No, it’s not real. But it sure is funny!</description>
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      <title>Another Amazing Priest!</title>
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      <description>Indeed, the sleeping giant has been awakened!</description>
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      <title>Obama - Is he serious?</title>
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      <description>These are funny because they are true.</description>
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      <title>Ouch, Mitt….</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 3 Mar 2012 09:43:55 -0600</pubDate>
      <description>This doesn’t look good for Mitt.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It reminds me of a joke.  A liberal, a conservative, and a moderate walked into a bar. The bartender said, “Hi, Mitt.”</description>
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      <title>Where did YOU wear it?</title>
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      <description>Now Planned Murderhood is advertising for people to post where they wore condoms to have sex.  Unreal.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I do love the comments:  “Condoms are 98% effective in preventing pregnancy.”  Wow, so if I have “protected” sex 50 times, I only get pregnant once!  Great deal.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And “Save sex happens.”  Really? I thought we actually had to do something to have sex; I didn’t realize it just happened. Silly me.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, and “safe sex”?  Safe from what?  It can’t be pregnancy, since they admit there is a failure rate.  Seems to me that if one does not want to get pregnant, there is one way that is 100% effective: DON’T HAVE SEX!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I wonder what would happen if Budweiser started a website that said, “Our beer is 98% effective in preventing alcohol related accidents.”  And what if they also said, “More than half of us will drive intoxicated at some point in our lives, but driving really slowly, staying to the right side of the road, and keeping both hands on the wheel reduces the risk.”  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don’t believe this is true?  &lt;a href=&quot;http://wheredidyouwearit.com/&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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      <title>Here's Why Nobody Takes the Left Seriously</title>
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      <description>When the Huffington Post is your best source for information (as it so often is for the left), you know you are on the losing end of the argument.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/02/28/conservative-leaders-demand-apology-from-huffington-over-anti-catholic-column/&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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      <title>Thanks to St. John the Baptist Parish in Zachary</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:31:27 -0600</pubDate>
      <description>I had a wonderful time at the “Re-Living Cana: A Marriage Renewal Weekend Retreat” at St. John the Baptist Church in Zachary (Baton Rouge), Louisiana, this past weekend. They sold out the event early, and had to add more room for 20 more couples. It was a blessed and special time, and I’m privileged to have been involved. Thanks! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That parish is very lucky to have a holy priest like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.closerwalkministries.com/meet.php&quot;&gt;Fr. Jeff Bayhi&lt;/a&gt;, and an amazing staff including Ric Smith.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Thanks for inviting me! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;P.S.     If you haven’t heard &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C13pmXiz8Us&quot;&gt;Fr. Bayhi’s Stations of the Cross album with Aaron Neville&lt;/a&gt;, you’re REALLY missing something special!</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:27:54 -0600</pubDate>
      <description>We had a great time last night meeting Rick Santorum. Terrific guy - the real deal. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And &lt;a href=&quot;Entries/2012/2/24_Thursday_Night_in_Texas_files/DSC05066.jpg&quot;&gt;THIS GUY&lt;/a&gt;, too!</description>
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      <title>The Parable of the Jewish Deli</title>
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      <description>This is the best example yet of why the HHS mandate against the Catholic Church can’t stand, and also why the Catholic Church is the only institution standing that is not immune from “politically correct” attacks. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ncregister.com/daily-news/the-parable-of-the-kosher-deli/&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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      <title>Terrific Homily</title>
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      <description>We need more priests like Father Sammie L. Maletta, Jr. </description>
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      <title>And when did YOUR Church start?</title>
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      <description>This lays out the folly of Protestantism quite well (and humorously).</description>
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      <title>Marriage Retreat in Baton Rouge</title>
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      <description>I’m very much looking forward to participate in the “Re-Living Cana: A Marriage Renewal Weekend Retreat” at St. John the Baptist Church in Zachary (Baton Rouge), Louisiana, next weekend (February 24 and 25).  If you’re in the area, please come and say hello.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sjb-ola.org/MarriageRenewalRegistrationForm.pdf&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://thecatholiccommentator.org/pages/?p=5902#more-5902&quot;&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt; for more information.</description>
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      <title>Sex Week? This is not a joke.</title>
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      <description>At first I thought this was a gag.  Nope, it’s really happening at Yale University.  Don’t believe me? &lt;a href=&quot;http://sexweek2012.org/&quot;&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/a&gt;.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I can’t imagine what they’ll think of next.  </description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:41:39 -0600</pubDate>
      <description>I’d love for someone in the pro-abort crowd to explain the illogic of this.</description>
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